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Why Greece needs you now, more than ever

I write this to you from the island of Crete, where the beaches are two-thirds empty, the hotels less than half full and some restaurants all but deserted.

Crete

For us, it’s a July holiday paradise. Turn up at any beach, any time of day and have your pick of the best spot, visit local points of interest and there’s no need to blink up through the mists of lost sleep at the crack of dawn to avoid the crowds – there aren’t any. And yet (of course) the people are as welcoming as ever, if not more so and the landscapes unchanged at strikingly beautiful.

But the British are turning their backs and Greek people are worried. They could be angry but they’re not.

The people we have spoken to have expressed their disappointment at the British media (British newspapers are for sale at every supermarket):

♦  GREEK SUPERMARKETS ARE RUNNING OUT OF FOOD! It isn’t true.

♦  MEDICATION IN SHORT SUPPLY AS PHARMACIES RUN DRY! It isn’t true.

♦  AIRLINES TO GO UNDER AS FUEL RUNS OUT. It isn’t true.

♦ GREEK AUTHORITIES TAKING SPARE EUROS FROM BRITS LEAVING GREECE! A skill our tabloid journalists have always excelled in, the appalling lie.

It has to be said, I am many miles away from a troubled Athens, with hundreds of islands scattered across the Aegean between us, but here in Crete, the beaches are beautiful, the food fresh and plentiful, the wine inexpensive and the hospitality of the Greek people warm, welcoming and considering their recent history, frankly as inspiring a community you are not likely to meet anywhere else.

Today the banks reopen, and although there remains a restriction for the Greek population in accessing their own hard-earned money and personal life savings, we have yet to see a cash machine queue or one without money in it, and we have been able to access our own money freely. Sewing hundreds of Euros into the lining of the swimming trunks was a wasted week back in Blighty. Again – NO ACCESS TO CASH FOR TOURISTS; it isn’t true.

And it’s not just Crete, I hear from friends in Skiathos and Mykonos similar tales without woe. For tourists, you will notice little change. Of course, some restaurants won’t take a credit card, the Greek people cannot access their own cash beyond a rationed daily limit and their only way to pay their suppliers is through the money we give them, this is now a cash based society, and you know what? Good. We’ve become so locked into our new payment systems at home, that we fail to see the hideous social divorce wrapped up in one word contactless. What a shameful aspiration to have welcomed into our lives, to be without contact.

The Greek’s need more contact, not less, and it is we that can give it. Of course from our protected islands of new Conservatism we can bemoan the silliness of a ‘No’ vote in the recent referendum but the Greeks are a proud nation and ask yourself this, do you not have the opportunity to celebrate your own pride in who you are and who you have the free right to become?

Have you not spent years campaigning, or watching from the sidelines those who do fight for the human freedoms from the autocratic superstate who has spent your life informing you that you are a second class citizen? Given the opportunity, I too would have voted no. And whatever else you may think, or wherever your own political affiliations lie, the Greek people did not ask to be part of the European superstate the single currency has become, nor did they cause the world-wide economic troubles that affected us all. Is it fair then that they appear to be paying the greatest price?

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Greek’s and gays have always got along, some islands almost exclusively attracting the gay traveller, I believe Skiathos now even offers Mamma Mia themed boat excursions if you can bear such Piers Brosnan influenced awfulness. Or, be adventurous, ignore the opening bars of Chquitita (it is after all Spanish) and go somewhere else and give a little back.  And so if you’re considering a late August or early September sojourn into the sunshine, go Greek. And if you’re staycationing this year, ask your local shop to stock Mythos beer and buy real feta, not that ‘Greek-style’ nonsense.

I’m leaving Crete tomorrow for the island of Karpathos, I shall take my Greek taxi to the Greek bus and fly out on a Greek airline to spend another week eating Greek food and drinking Greek wine in the company of the Greek people. They deserve our attention, yours too.

Easy Jet and British Airways fly direct to Crete from London Gatwick.

Cosmos (part of the Monarch group), Thompsons Holidays,  Olympic holidays and Thomas Cook all have last-minute deals in all island locations, available online.

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REVIEW: Three Degrees at Concorde2

Barely ten minutes into their live set at Brighton’s Concorde2, Helen Scott of the Three Degrees reminds a seemingly ecstatic crowd of their placing in The Guinness Book of Records as the longest running all female trio in music history.

Three Degrees: Photo by Keith Hanlon-Smith
Three Degrees: Photo by Keith Hanlon-Smith

If tonight’s performance is anything to go by, they show little sign of hanging up the sparkling slingbacks anytime soon.

Sashaying onto the stage backed by an exceptional five piece band, they launch into the Peaches & Herb disco classic Shake Your Groove Thing and the Concorde crowd’s response is deafening. They barely draw breath before tearing through Degrees classics Year of Decision & Giving Up Giving In, switching the centre stage and lead vocal spot regularly through the night. “We don’t mind you taking photos, really we don’t” they announce and at the only rest break in the next ninety minutes, happily pose as the crowd surge forward with smart phones aloft.

With a fifty-year back catalogue to choose from, inevitably there are favourites missing from the set list, but they make up for it with each twirl, step and head flick punched into the show with the same panache and enthusiasm they have always delivered. Even during the spoken segments as they dole out choreographic instructions to a somewhat sweaty crowd (a typical Brighton mix of party ladies and gay men), the music never stops and even Freddie Pool’s water sips and Valerie Holiday’s sweat towel dabs appear rehearsed and only truly drip with class.

An extended version of When Will I See You Again is given something of a turbo charge and thus the pace never eases but absolute centre-piece and crowd pleaser was a terrific Dirty Ol’Man “You can’t keep your hands to your self!”

As they eventually exit stage right, Scott announces to a crowd who now appears far more exhausted than they “We love you!” and we all crawl off to our beds much happier than we were some two hours earlier.

The Three Degrees tour continues in the UK, and they play Bournemouth on July 12. They return to Europe in November following dates in Japan and the US, and play Gran Canaria Winter Pride on November 14.

For more details about Three Degrees tour, click here: 

@TThreeDegrees

@CraigsContinuum

 

 

MUSIC REVIEW: T’Pau live at Royal Vauxhall Tavern

Whenever You Need Me, I Will Be With You: T’Pau Live at The Royal Vauxhall Tavern; Friday, July 3, 2015.

Carol Decker
Carol Decker

T’Pau, fronted by the formidable Carol Decker are a band enjoying something of a renaissance since a successful 25th Anniversary Tour in 2013. Their return to the touring arena has not least of all revealed something of an LGBT following, cemented by this one-off acoustic show at The Royal Vauxhall Tavern (RVT).

Packing out a venue with no real outside space during the warmest July recorded is no mean feat as the gays can be a picky bunch, but rammed to the rafters the RVT was and Ms. Decker et al kicked off with the ballsy Secret Garden, reminding an appreciative crowd “I wrote this about the transgender community nearly 30 years ago” delivered with such confident panache as if to say “listen bitches, I’ve always had your gender bending back”.

All studio trickery unplugged, the gig was a perfect mix of career staples from the multi-platinum selling Bridge of Spies, and a handful of tracks from the 2015 release Pleasure & Pain with an unexpected Hotel California thrown in, which audience considered, appeared in itself to be a nod to recent developments in the U.S. “plenty of room at the hotel California”. The crowd lapped it up, old hits and new cuts alike and as the latest release Read My Mind was received with deafening appreciation, La Decker reminded her early ‘90’s detractors what they had missed: “When you can pull it back to just voice and guitar, that’s the sign of a great song!” if Ms Decker ever did doubt her own staying power, the opposite was on show tonight.

Live performance has always been T’Pau’s strength and although Decker holds her crowd with such effortless polish through every note, click and theatrical wink, she’s backed by a cracking line up which includes her original composing partner and founding member Ron Rogers. Valentine and I Will Be With You showcased the harmonising vocal talents of all five musicians on stage, and anthemic set closers Heart & Soul and China In Your Hand remind us all why we were captivated first time around.

With a remastered and repackaged multi disc re-issue of Bridge of Spies due out later this year, we can only gawp in admired agreement during the final cry of Monkey House: “Now you’re gonna listen to the things we say!” Yes Carol, there is more to this feeling, we’re all eyes and ears.

T’Pau play The Jazz Café, Camden on July 25, and tour the UK with Go West and Nick Kershaw, October through December.

For more information about dates, click here:

@craigscontinuum

@caroldecker

Putting the ‘T’ into comedy

Claire Parker, is a stand up comedian, blogger, radio presenter, BBC writers consultant, project lead, oh and is a woman who also happens to be trans.

Claire Parker

SHE is also effortlessly calm and on her BBC writers room blog states:  Why don’t we all put down our mud. Draw a line under it all and invite each other to the party.

Making the trip to Brighton via Redhill, I began by asking Claire how she first developed an interest in performing on the stand up comedy circuit: The comedy started around seven or eight years ago. I’d wanted to do some acting and dabbled in amateur dramatics, some directing and sound and lighting, but then I took the Jill Edwards course in Brighton and it went from there to Edinburgh and all around the country. As part of the BBC writers room blog, Claire writes: I realised a long time ago that people were fed up with the myriad of documentaries and shock, voyeuristic programs purporting to show the trans experience. Contrary to the popular tropes and memes on telly, I do not spend sixty-two percent of my time in front of a mirror putting on make up. Neither do I supplement my pension by working the streets for money. She explained to me that When I started I did that whole trans-angst thing but quickly realised people didn’t want to know about the gory side of what my life might mean to me, people are much more engaged in your comedy, and conversation, when they discover the bits in the middle.  What helps people come over to your side are the bridges you’re able to build between people and as a comedian I accept that some just don’t want to hear about the trans stuff. Eddie Izzard used to talk about his transvestism in his act but he doesn’t now, not that Transvestism and Trans issues are at all the same, they’re not.

And how do audiences receive you? Do you notice much of a change depending on where you are in the country? Where I am can determine how the material lands, sometimes, the further I am away from the culture the jaws drop and I can hear the gasps, but to be honest it’s only the Daily Mail reading chattering classes that are really difficult. If an audience starts to go quiet you know you’re losing them, if they start talking it’s getting worse and then once the heckles come you just have to say ‘hey – I tried’. Sometimes the audiences you think might be trouble are not at all. Such as? I’ve had some great gigs in what are essentially builders pubs. Most people are quite matter of fact, skin deep. Loads of guys want to come up and say hello but they do what I call the “I’M NOT GAY handshake”. What’s that?? They thrust their upper body forward but push their arse as far away as possible because they don’t see that there’s a difference between homosexuality and trans. Preference and gender are just not the same thing.

It must take guts to stand up on stage in that kind of environment does the safety factor never cross you mind? I’ve only been physically attacked once. You know the scene in Crocodile Dundee where he [Paul Hogan] grabs the crotch? After a gig, this guy came up to me and, well he thought he had the right to re-enact that Croc Dundee scene. As he grabbed me he even said “Crocodile Dundee!” as though that made it acceptable, explaining why he was doing it you know?

Have you noticed attitudes begin to change over the years? Caitlin Jenner has received a lot of attention in the past couple of weeks, does this kind of international attention help at all? Look, it’s been great for her although I understand there’s a little backlash happening right now. I just wish celebrities would come out sooner and not wait until it’s safe to ride on the established bandwagon. Is it right for the trans community to only get this level of attention in the celebrity domain? Let me ask you Craig; what do you think of it? Does this attention push our message on or normalise what it’s like to be trans?

I thought Jon Stewart’s comments were interesting, the ‘welcome to what it means to be an American woman’ approach. Your athletic achievements no longer have meaning it’s all about your appearance, and give it two years, as soon as you’re sixty-five you’ll disappear from view like all older women who are no longer considered young enough to be attractive. Exactly, the danger with Caitlin Jenner being the celebrity face of trans is an expectation that all trans women must conform to a particular type of what is considered beautiful. It’s just not realistic.

Why do you think it took Stonewall so long to add the ‘T’ into their organisation? I would love Ruth [Hunt, Chief Executive of Stonewall] to come onto my radio show so that I can ask her exactly that question. It is great that they are recognising the T aspect of LGBT and I don’t want to be negative about what happened in the past. I guess they were getting to a particular stage with the LGB, I don’t believe they were intentionally exclusive, they just didn’t have that experience of being exposed to the everyday life of the trans community.

What do you think changed for them? When enough pressure builds up it just washes in and whilst it would be fantastic to know what changed, it’s fantastic to have that credibility now.

Claire can be heard on her monthly outing on Radio Reverb with Time 4 T, Europe’s only dedicated transgender FM radio show, 97.2FM and you can follow her blog at www.transcomedyaward.org

@ItsClaireParker @ItsTime4T @radioreverb

@CraigsContinuum

 

 

 

Dave Lynn – No doormat… life inside the Dragon’s Den

After 40 years in sequins and stilettos, Dave Lynn talks to Craig Hanlon-Smith about the life and loves of a legendary Drag Queen.

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NOVEMBER 2014 marks the 40th anniversary of the legendary Dave Lynn’s first venture into the world of drag. In early 2015 Dave plans a unique theatre performance to celebrate his life as a cabaret artiste, a performance he is scripting himself, complete with well-known music and film clips. We spent an unseasonably warm October morning reliving the highs and lows of 40 years in a frock.

I began by asking Dave how it felt to be approaching such a landmark celebration. “I think my family are more surprised than I am. Aside from this, I’ve never been able to hold down what you might call ‘a proper job’. When I started [drag] I was still at school. I’d always had the urge to be an actor and my primary school suggested to my parents that they send me to a stage school. Coming from a Jewish background there was a Zionist grant available but although my parents were wonderful people and always supportive, I think in those days they were incredibly protective and considered me too sensitive for a career in show business.” (He roars with laughter at this.) “Even I didn’t know it was possible to make a career out of it.”

How did the foray into drag come about? “I was a naughty lad at [secondary] school. I was eventually expelled for being caught in the toilets with a girl, they thought we were having sex,” (laughs), “we were smoking, but the girl I was caught with, her dad was a regular at the Black Cap in Camden (say no more) and so we went there too. Eventually she encouraged me to enter a talent competition and that was November 12, 1974. I had a family party piece at the time to entertain the relatives and my mum lent me the costume for the competition. I was obsessed with Liza Minnelli, who had recently been in the film Cabaret, and so that was my look – all borrowed from my mum!”

Were your parents relaxed about that? Lending you women’s clothes to perform in? “At that time I certainly didn’t make any connection with the performing and being gay. Perhaps these days we’d know sooner, but not then. And yes, they even came to the first contest. I can remember peering through a curtain dressed in my Liza wig and winking at my dad. My mum thought that he was being picked up by a prostitute. My parents came to see me work throughout their lives and everyone on the scene knew them. It was so unusual that I think some punters had difficulty believing that they were really my mum and dad. But you know I actually think they helped a lot of people. When I told my parents that I was gay my dad said ‘we know!’ and that was the end of it. They used to talk to everyone and I know some guys then went home and spoke to their own parents.”

Did success come immediately for you or did it take time? “No one was more surprised at my success than I was. At first I was part of a double act with my then lover. As with most drag just starting out, we were a mime act, Double D, and we ate fire (laughs). That worked for about ten years, but then you have to change to keep pace with what people want. I was lucky to get so much work hosting – you really learn how to connect with an audience when you have to talk to them and that’s where the comedy came from. I got a gig at Heaven which was supposed to last six weeks. I was there for five years. I used to go out into the audience and literally talk to them; some established acts thought I was mad to do that. I can remember people telling me that moving out inside the audience like that was dangerous, but it worked. I used to run brash takes on TV game shows like The Generation Game and then, with other acts, bastardised versions of stage musicals and film. Lily Savage and I performed our own version of Whatever Happened to Baby Jane and that was a great success.”

What’s changed in the drag and gay scene? “It’s almost like The Wizard of Oz to me – back then was the black and white section and then it suddenly became colour, you know? It was all much more underground then and of course now it isn’t. There is also such a wealth of talent now, and a lot of it good; you really have to up your game. On a Sunday I’d scour the papers for gossip to include in my shows, now what’s in the papers isn’t so funny anymore and not really drag material. Also we know so much more about the world now and so much more quickly. I don’t wish I was born later, but I’m thrilled to have seen the changes and I like the freedom that we have now to go anywhere we want.”

 

Dave and Brittany Ferry
Dave and Brittany Ferry

 

Twelve years ago you appeared on Channel 4’s Faking It, where you were chosen to be the drag expert to turn a serving member of the Royal Navy into a convincing drag act. Was this was the beginning of what seemed to be a run of television appearances? “That certainly opened up a lot of doors and to some extent was a strange time too. Spence (Brittany Ferry in Faking It) and I were asked to do all sorts, once appearing at the Royal Ballet Christmas Party, line dancing with Darcey Bussell, can you imagine? (laughs). But years before that, I had appeared on Bob Says Opportunity Knocks [with Bob Monkhouse]. Initially they wouldn’t let me perform in drag and I had to sing If I Were A Rich Man from Fiddler [On The Roof] as a man. During the cutaway section for the audience ‘clapometer’ I then reappeared in full drag singing Old Man River. I was 28. From that I got my first panto jobs and again as a man, not the Dame or Ugly Sister, I was usually the bad guy – Abanaazar and the like. I remember being in a show called Narnia with Christopher Biggins and someone suggested I should go back to stage school and train – I actually wound up teaching there too; cabaret.”

“Coming out of that period in the mid-1990s The Trollettes and Lily were massive and there was a lot of call for drag. Again, I performed with Michael Topping (of Topping & Butch) in a double act, Dave Lynn and Malitza, and I first came to Brighton in panto with Barbara Windsor. I rented a flat on Madeira Drive and never left!”

I’ve seen you perform many times both in and out of drag, on television, stage and beer crates in the back of East End boozers. What do you consider as career highlights? “I was working in a pub in Greenwich which was considered to be the graveyard for drag queens, and I was followed around for a while by the friend of a guy I knew who was a teacher who wanted to be a writer. That was Jonathan Harvey, who wrote Beautiful Thing. When they called me and asked me to be in the film I thought they were joking. I’d not seen the play and had no idea how important it already was and would yet be still.

“I can remember the day we filmed asking my parents to come along as I thought we’d be an hour – we were there all day. In between takes I was ad-libbing and doing my act really to keep everyone entertained, the punters were just the regular pub crowd that they used in the film. Most of my improvised routine they kept in the film and when it came out I was proud to have been part of such a landmark cultural event. From that I was offered lots of TV, including Coronation Street. I have to say on The Street I was terrible.”

How so?  “Can you imagine? I’d spent my life watching that show with my mum and family, it was completely overwhelming; the sets that you recognise and everyone there is famous. I was so wooden (laughs). Faking It came later but it certainly helped. I turned up for an EastEnders casting and another act turned and said to me ‘If you’ve turned up there’s no point in the rest of us being here’. I think I pissed off the gay scene during that time as I was getting parts on TV and, from those, more theatre work. By the time I signed up for Dragula in London I had to turn down a lot of regular bookings and residences and the attitude of the scene was a little ‘you need to decide what you want, Dave’.”

So does that bring us on to the low spots? “I haven’t finished telling you about the highlights yet!”
He laughs but he’s deadly serious, as serious as he can be whilst heartily laughing along to his remembrance of everything from The Weakest Link to Silent Witness. Dave is fiercely engaging company, but warm with it, and I get the distinct feeling that once you were on board he’d have your back.

Dave with the cast of Boys in the Band
Dave with the cast of Boys in the Band

When you were approached to help cast The Boys/Girls In The Band, and the producer Kevin Wood asked you to help find seven actors who would double up as drag queens, you had a different idea! “I said no!” (laughs), “but I’ll find you seven drag queens who can act. That wasn’t an easy sell. Not to the producers but to the other acts! They took some persuading, I can tell you, but I was proud of that show and of everyone in it as with Diamond. I’ve performed that part three times now. That wasn’t me on that stage, that was me trying to be her and understand who she was. She was a real character and I loved her.”

You’re a positive force – has it all been fabulous? Have there been tough times? “The whole Barrymore episode was tough, but that was just unfortunate – a time and a place thing; I just happened to be there. Cheryl Barrymore wrote in her book that I outed him because he wouldn’t have me on his TV show, but it just wasn’t like that. I was there, he was there and essentially he got on to my stage. I was just holding my own as he was a formidable opponent and it was my gig. It’s just not the sort of publicity that you want.”

“Losing my parents was very hard. They were such a part of everything that I did, they were my friends. I miss calling them, showing them my dresses.”

When you’re in a situation like that how do you put on a frock, make-up, wig and turn up in a pub to sing showtunes?  “Well, I don’t. I’m such a part of my act that in those circumstances it’s better to say I’m taking a couple of weeks off. Although the scene was great. The governor at The Gloucester said after my Dad died ‘if you just want to sing a couple of songs and go that’s fine’ but in a way that kindness also makes you more emotional. And AIDS,” (seems lost for words for a moment), “my mum said to me: ‘you’ve never lived through a war, Dave, but I would rather have lived through any war than through AIDS’. I can remember being on stage and looking out over a gay audience that was just bewildered and, of course, dying. We lost so many people.”

Forty years on stage – describe to us the Dave Lynn Experience!  “Old School. I used to think that was an insult but my niece assures me it isn’t.” (Laughs).

“Glamour, a fun evening out, more glamour and perfect, perfect make-up. If it’s not perfect I’ll take it off and start over. You know most of all? I love those charity gigs we all do as a group. All the acts together; Maisie, I love Maisie, Lola and Miss Jason are my dearest friends, we have more fun offstage than on! I have some great friends who’ve kept my feet on the ground. My wonderful Tamzin, we met 15 years ago and she’s just been fantastic. And I love the audience, working with them, through them, getting to know them. I’m like a drag queen welcome mat. Dave Lynn the welcome mat.”

Not such fragile dreams after all

The pleasure & pain of Carol Decker by Craig Hanlon-Smith.

Carol Decker

T’Pau, fronted by the vivacious Carol Decker shot to fame in the late 1980s with a string of Top 40 hits, most notably Valentine, Heart & Soul, China In Your Hand and I Will Be With You.

The accompanying album, the multi-million selling Bridge of Spies earned a string of BRIT award nominations in 1988 and brought Carol and the band chart success all over Europe and in the USA. But in early 1992 the pressures of continuous touring, promotion, creative differences with their management and one another, T’Pau came to a grinding hault.

Carol’s 13 year personal relationship with creative partner Ron Rogers went the way of the band and it seemed T’Pau would be no more. Carol continued to perform both as a solo artist and under the name T’Pau with TV appearances and a West End theatre run, and by the mid-noughties had re-kindled her creative partnership with Rogers both in the studio and on stage as a mainstay on the Rewind and Here & Now tours.

2013 saw Decker and Rogers embark on a successful 25th anniversary tour and 2014 saw the band return to the studio with an imminent collection of new material (Pleasure & Pain released on February 2nd) and an accompanying tour which runs from January into March.

I recently caught up with Carol during a break in between recording sessions and asked what were her personal highlights of the #T’pau25 anniversary tour?

I felt at times that I had bitten off more than I could chew. I had to get an au pair for the first time ever and was nervous about leaving my kids even though they were they were 10 & 15 and up for it. The first girl handed in abrupt notice and left us in a panicky lurch half way through the tour. The second, a crazy French student, was adorable, full of fun, loved the kids, we could have kept her forever – although being only 19 herself she didn’t tidy her room or wash up much!. The stand out gig was the Isle Of Wight Festival. We packed out the Big-Top Tent, did a 45 minute set and everyone loved it! John Giddings the promoter told me ‘You were fantastic Carol’ I was very proud. I have to say I enjoyed all the shows, feedback from the audience was incredible and the theatres are SO beautiful inside. Richard, my husband, was tour managing the band but sadly Richard’ s father died in May. When we played Kings Theatre Southsea, I dedicated China In Your Hand to him.”

The tour had great reviews, your London show in November ‘critics’ choice’; how important to you is a positive ‘nod’ from the official critics? 

“I just get on & do my thing now, no longer expecting that sort of attention, so it meant a lot to be recognised as a good singer, a good performer with a great bunch of musicians in my band playing great songs and not just be seen as an ageing  80’s pop star. I was bowled over by it.”

You were enormously successful in the late 80’s and early into the 1990’s and in recent years you’ve once again come back into the spotlight. In the less successful periods how to do you maintain a degree of faith in yourself and what you do? 

“The simple answer is that although I do try to maintain faith in myself, I don’t always succeed although I am getting a bit better at it. It’s a hard business. Even though T’Pau sold millions of records around the world the UK music press did not like us, music is fashionable and fickle and we were never considered cool. That has always stuck with me and I can have bouts of low self-esteem and insecurity about what I do and therefore who I am as my I have let my work define me. Therefore if fame and success are validating you can feel invalid when it goes away.

“I am not alone, it’s common for performers to have insecure personalities, need approval and struggle with harsh criticism. I certainly do. I would love to be a worthy deep musician motivated only by my work but I’m a peacock and I gotta show my feathers! I think I wrote some good songs on The Promise & Red ( third and fourth albums released in 1991 & 1998) but no one else in the ‘industry’ seemed to agree with me so I stopped writing & just sang the old hits for years. I am trying to get more confident in my old age!”

That said, you’re about to release an album of new material, why now? 

“We wanted to. My creative brain has been dormant for a long time and I just got on with the live side of things and didn’t think that it was worth recording again, – who would care? But on the tour we sold so many albums after the shows when I did the meet and greets and signed so much merchandise that we though Hey! let’s give everyone a new album on the next tour. We have just completed seven backing tracks in Monmouth at Ronnie’s studio and we go back at the end of June to do a load more. I have themed the songs around the Pleasure & Pain (the name of the new album and tour) of relationships of all kinds. Our emotional life is always a great source of inspiration for me it’s what makes us tick. There is a balance of moods in the songs, rock, groove tracks, ballads, a range to make it an interesting record I hope!”

There was quite a lot of press attention late last year given to the advice offered by the elder stateswomen of pop Sinead O’Connor and Annie Lennox to Miley Cyrus. What role do you think those that have been there and done ‘it’ can play in supporting the current generation of pop/rock starlets? 

“When I was younger I exploited my looks but showing silhouette not flesh. I think you saw my knickers in the Heart & Soul Video when I twirled but they were BIG knickers and that’s all you saw! Pouted a little but that was it. Let’s not be naïve, people are visual. One’s image can so much part of what you do, whether it’s looking attractive or creating characters like David Bowie. People like to look at you as well as listen to you and I get that the business exploits that. As far back as Josephine Baker and much more recently (for example) Madonna, women have been using their bodies to sell. I think it’s all about crossing a line between being sassy, provocative, courageously individual and saying ‘I’ll do what I want with my image as it’s mine and not yours ‘That can be a strong feminist statement.”

“Where is that line though? And haven’t we seen this all before? Is Miley doing anything different to Madonna who pretended to masturbate on stage?

“I quite like Miley Cyrus, she’s a strong performer, she’s cool, edgy,  I just don’t think she needs to do the porn pop thing and even my 11 year old son is sick of Miley’s crotch antics.

“Here is where the line stops for me, embodied perfectly in the singer Pink. She is attractive, has a great body and wears revealing outfits that show off her strong athletic physique but she’s not whoring it. Her image is important and she is sexy & sassy, she’s an ace performer, gymnast, trapeze artist , but mostly she is a fucking great singer and song writer; She has true feminine power. I admire Pink and whilst I see Miley’s talent, as I’m sure Sinead does too, I do not admire her.”

You and Gary Barlow had a small twitter spat following comments he made about your singing on X-factor.  What kind of a judge would you be on such talent shows? 

“On the rare occasions that I watch those kinds of shows (I’m so over them) I can from the safety and comfort of my armchair be quite straight forward so I think I would be like Simon Cowell. I would not ever want to be cruel but cannot see the point in misleading someone into a sense of misguided hope in an industry that is hard even for those with genuine talent.”

Will you be tweeting Gary and giving him your tax accountant’s phone number? 

“Hahahaha !!!  Gary is so stinking rich and to take an OBE from the Queen when you know you are being wide with her tax man is hypocritical to say the least. Interestingly I have been told that Simon Cowell pays every penny of his taxes so I wonder how that sat with him. Like most people I know I do everything I can to maximise my expenses and minimise my taxes within the law. I am forever checking with my accountant that I am writing off as much as I legitimately can. I want as much of my earnings in my pocket as possible.

“I have also in the past been told about these companies that appear to invest in projects like movies but never make any money as a tax write- off. I am not clever enough to keep up with all the deceit but as it turns out neither is Gary or his accountant!”

What advice would you give to young Carol Decker? 

“Have confidence in yourself. You have good ideas so don’t believe everything everyone says and stop taking on the opinion of the last person you spoke to! Try not to get so angry or upset and keep your own counsel. STOP putting your life on hold for a man. And stop getting pissed and acting like an arse .All of the above still apply to the older Carol Decker.

At your recent London gig, there seemed to be a sizeable gay-following in your audience. Is that a recent development? 

“That would be one for the gays to answer although I have always had gay and lesbian fans follow the band down the years. I like to think it is because they connect with my lyrics in songs like ‘Secret Garden’, ‘Heart and Soul’ and ‘China in Your Hand’, but I think it maybe more the high heels and fabulous big hair!

Seriously though, I don’t want to speak for anyone but gay people do seem to identify with very strong women. Is it a connection with a feminine side or do they identify with the hard road a successful woman may have had to travel? I have often felt like the outsider and maybe my gay fans sense that and identify with me. Or perhaps they just like the songs! Over to the gays, why do you like T’Pau?”

T’Pau play dates in Surrey, Sussex and London from January 22.

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Pleasure & Pain is released on February 2 and is available to pre-order now from www.amazon.co.uk

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MUSIC REVIEW: With a Rebel Yell

The Queen of Pop shows no sign of abdicating, says Craig Hanlon-Smith.

WHATEVER the motivation behind releasing almost a third of an imminent album three months early, the official line to steal the thunder of those behind an alleged hacking, the music industry has changed beyond all recognition from when Madonna first began shifting vinyl by the hangar-load more than thirty years ago.

Artists, producers and record companies alike are now plate-spinning to stay one step ahead of the hackers or simply to satisfy the modern consumer, whose attention span drifts off somewhere around 140 characters or often less.

Most listeners under the age of 25 find the idea of paying for music stitch achingly hilarious and the album format is rumoured to be two heartbeats away from clinically buried. That said, these six tracks from the forthcoming Rebel Heart demonstrate great determination from the lady Madonna, suggesting she has little intention of boxing up the crown for attic storage any time soon.

Madonna is an artist whose creative developments and at times flawed experiments have played out in public, almost in preparation for the big one right around the corner. Early thinner-voiced offerings laying the ground for the critic-slaying Like A Prayer collection in 1989, an underrated Erotica and the bemusing Bedtime Stories foray into RnB, scrapbooks for a career-defining Ray Of Light. It would now seem the underwhelming Hard Candy and MDNA alike were playground kickabouts for what appears to be (on the strength of these initial six) one of the strongest collections of new material in a career now into its fourth decade, perhaps even her best.

First up, forthcoming single Living For Love is a piano-soaked nod to early 1990s UK house, complete with gospel-inspired backing, easily her best assault on the current competition since Hung-Up; and in a similar vein, this club floor filler manages to echo the past whilst sounding way ahead of its contemporaries.

The semi-acoustic opening to Devil Pray suggests a similar approach to Love Profusion from the oft-maligned American Life, that is until the thumping distortion of bass and vocals in the chorus. It would perhaps be trite to suggest an anti-drugs message with spiritual enlightenment ever present but either way, as our lady sings “We can run and we can hide but we won’t find the answers” she has never sounded more confident or in finer voice, a killer sermon from the premier pulpit of pop.

Illuminati, a Kanye West collaboration, besides reminding us that at least one half of Kimye has a talent, shifts the pace but not the reflection “and now the Media’s misleading us all into right, into wrong”. M’s voice is distorted beyond recognition over a synthetic pulse, but the current is also underscored with a Depeche Mode/Yazoo quality that reminds us of the era into which our lucky star landed and “let the music take you out of control” could have been lifted from her own first release Everybody.

In the same way Ray of Light sounded both futuristic and unexpected some 17 years ago, B**ch I’m Madonna achieves the same effect, but there the similarities end. This offering (not in any way easy on the ear at first listen) takes the dub-step and Nicky Minaj collaborations she flirted with on MDNA and kicks them both out of the park.

Equally surprising is Unapologetic B**ch. An anti-‘love’ song: “you know you never really knew how much your selfish bulls*** cost me, f*** you”, Madonna rails about a jilted lover over a harsh ragga-style bass line, the “yeah yeah yeah woah” echoing an autoAmerican-tuned Debbie Harry.

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On these six tracks Madame Ciccone collaborates with over a dozen writers and producers, and yet that unmistakable familiar tone that punched us in the side of the head with Into the Groove thirty years ago remains in the driving seat throughout, not least of all on this collection’s centre piece Ghost Town. With a soaring through-line we haven’t heard in her vocals since The Power of Goodbye the message couldn’t be more apposite: “when the world gets cold I’ll be your cover, let’s just hold onto each other”. On a first listen to Ghost Town it is clear you’re sharing one of those career markers Madonna has a habit of pulling out of the hat just when you think it’s all over: “even with no light, we’re gonna shine like gold”, indeed.

In light of the challenges facing the music industry in 2015, whether Rebel Heart will match the sales of career belters Ray of Light or Confessions remains to be seen, and with Radio 1 refusing to playlist a 25 year old La Roux on account of her age group not speaking to their demographic (what??), Madonna’s team have a fight on their hands. If the as-yet unreleased remaining 13 tracks, yup, count `em, that’s 19 in all, match the calibre of these six, then Rebel Heart deserves to be massive.

Arise Sir Madge, you can still dance, for inspiration.

Don’t Die of Heckling …and other sequins of wisdom

After 25 years as Lola Lasagne, Stephen Richards talks to Craig Hanlon-Smith about his life as the Brighton Belle.

Lola Lasagne

2014 marks 25 years of Stephen Richards’ stepping out on the cabaret circuit as Lola Lasagne. In September Lola returned to the venue where it all began, The Vauxhall Tavern, for an anniversary marking performance.

Young LolaI caught up with Stephen to talk the highlights, low-spots and the significance of Lola’s very own Silver Jubilee – we cried a little but we laughed a lot.

I began by asking Stephen to share his memories of that first gig 25 years ago…
“June 7 marks the actual date that I was first paid to perform as Lola. I had been originally booked to play The Two Brewers some nights later but when an act dropped out The Vauxhall (Tavern) asked me to step in. It was a fitting beginning really as when I was at school we used to walk past The Vauxhall on our way to the playing fields. Other kids used to say to me ‘You’ll be going in there Richards when you’re old enough’. They were half right, and I certainly spent more time in The Vauxhall than I did in The Oval Cricket Ground!” (laughs)

Lola and Lily Savage
Lola and Lily Savage

 

Can you remember how those first gigs felt?
“I was shit scared. These venues were legendary entertainment venues. I’d seen Adrella, Lily Savage, Dave Lynn and The Trollettes perform and I knew that most artists also hung out there on their nights off so to walk out on stage and see Paul O’Grady, Pink Gin, Sandra Hush, Ebony and The Misdemeanours, all incognito at the bar was daunting. I still feel that when other acts are in today. No-one enjoys a bad gig and the last thing you need is for another act to tell everyone they saw you die on your arse (roars with laughter), that’s why I’m really honest about my gigs, if I have a blast I’ll tell my friends, if it’s a stinker I’ll tell them that too. I’d rather it came from me!”

How did those gigs come about? Were you just chancing your arm?
“I’d been ‘doing’ drag for more than two years before that. I used to work behind the bar at The Brewers and I remember dragging up for Halloween, my mum’s name was Rosemary so I guess I went as Rosemary’s baby! I also fell into an unofficial residency at The Royal Oak in Hammersmith. Dolly DJ in his blouson and high legged tight shorts regularly used to throw show tunes into his Sunday night set, I used to sing along and one night he asked me to attend the amateur drag night the following Tuesday. I did. I was the only contestant (laughs) and remained so every Tuesday for the next two years! The gigs came on the back of that but in those days I was a lip-synching artist, the live work came soon after.”

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What do you think are the changes both on the gay and drag scene in the last 25 years?
“The scene has changed because the world has changed and for all of us the audience demographic is quite different. It used to be that your audience came out for a show and were there to listen and be respectful of whoever was on stage – that’s not always the case now. The audiences are much younger and you have to be on top of your topical game and tell stories and jokes that compete with Twitter, Facebook and Instagram. Television is different – you could tell a gag related to the TV schedule as there were only four channels, now there are 404 and it’s tough to keep on top of what might be trending that week. The venues are different too. Improved equality means that there is a large straight contingent in the crowd these days, a much wider gender mix and whilst I welcome everyone into an audience, sometimes bars identify as gay, but really they are straight bars that are gay friendly. It requires a different approach. That said I refuse to dumb down the act and throw in the current song by Little Mix and the like.”

Why not?
“Because I don’t want to!” (laughs)

What constitutes a ‘good’ gig?
“I just enjoy putting on a show. Knowing where to place a particular song, gag, story and knowing when you get out there whether it’s an audience that will respond to more chat, less gags or more songs. I’ve never been interested in knowing beforehand how busy a venue is – even when I’ve worked on straight plays and panto. Some performers when they arrive at the stage door, the first thing they ask is ‘is it a full house?’ For me, every audience large or small deserves the same approach. I’ve played well- established cabaret venues and stepped on stage to a crowd of eleven and stormed it – we’ve had a great show together for an hour and twenty minutes. On other occasions in the same venue, it can be packed to the rafters; the crowd are not in the mood so you do your forty minutes and then off. You have to judge it.”

Stephen
Stephen

What has changed for Lola in 25 years?
“In the past few years I’ve performed as Stephen in a role outside Lola. I was approached to do stand-up at comedy camp as Stephen, which I loved, for the past two years I’ve been an Ugly Sister in panto and I am playing Widow Twankey in Aladdin in Worthing this Christmas. I adored The Boys in the Band (The Theatre Royal) and Diamond (Dome Studio) and really have Dave Lynn to thank for those two opportunities. Dave was asked if he knew nine actors that could then do drag and said ‘I can do better than that, I know nine drag queens that can act’ and I loved those shows, especially as I’ve had no formal training as some will happily tell you who’ve watched me perform for 25 years.” (laughs – he laughs a lot)

(I take a deep breath and pull down my visor for the next question). You have a reputation for a no nonsense approach both to your act as Lola and also to issues which affect us all, which in turn may be described as honest, brazen, and perhaps confrontational. Why don’t you just mind your Ps & Qs and get on with it?        “Whether I’m working in a theatre, an established cabaret venue or a ramshackle apology of a pub standing on an orange crate, IT IS A SHOW; heckle me and you die – if I wanted a double act I’d be in one. Don’t walk across the stage mid-performance as though we’re not there; don’t talk louder than the backing track; it’s not a competition; and I’m sorry, is my performance interfering with your consumption of Jaegar Bombs? No, just no. I was brought up going to the theatre and cinema where you sit, watch and respect the artist, I don’t think that’s too much to ask.”

 

And as for issues that matter?
“I couldn’t not use my time on stage to promote and support them. If you’re performing at a charity gig you should at least know what the charity is and who we are collecting for, it’s about so much more than just throwing cash in a bucket. We live in an appalling world at times and whilst there is dark humour to be found in everything and some gags can be close to the mark, hopefully I know enough about my craft to hit the right tone and differentiate between when I’m entertaining and when I’m making a serious point.

“Take our recent Pride shows; Pride is such an important event where irrespective of gender, identity, race, age we are coming together to say ‘we are equal in the world as human beings’, it’s not about shouting ‘I’m gay and I’m proud’ it’s about being a fellow human. I genuinely am upset by inequality, I just do not understand it. When the cabaret tent closed at the end of Pride this year, a young woman came up to me and said ‘you’re one of the few acts who speaks about what Pride is about’ and I was thrilled to get that feedback.

“My career started in the middle of the AIDS pandemic in 1989 and I am lucky to be alive unlike so many others that I knew. When I was 18 just to have sex with another man was illegal, Section 28 was in full swing and as a community we were persecuted, but in those days we truly looked out for each other.

“All the venues I played in my early gigs were constantly raising money for St Thomas’ and St Mary’s hospitals, London Lighthouse and The Globe Centre. Adrella, Savage, Maisie & Jimmy, Regina were all great advocates for raising funds to help those with AIDS and HIV and my career started in the midst of all that.

“I remember when it was discovered that most of the money raised was being spent on (albeit essential) admin. It was the drag artists who made a point of saying ‘this money is not for paper, it’s for people’. We started asking the hospitals and support centres to name equipment that would help improve people’s lives or just their last few days. It may have been a defibrillator but sometimes a colour TV for the day room, and so we then raised money to buy those specific life enhancing things for people. Always about the people. So when I stand on stage and at the end of my show and ask the audience that whatever they might do please do it safely, I mean it.”

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What have been your career highlights from the last 25 years?                                      “There have been highs and lows, (laughs) but what I’m most proud of is building the Pride Cabaret stage into what it now is at Brighton Pride. People come to the Cabaret Tent and stay there all day, rain or shine we are packed, IT IS OUR MAIN STAGE and everyone in that tent is listening to every word, every note and watching every theatrical wink. Cabaret is an important part of our lives and I am proud of making that event exactly what it should be.

“Growing up when I did, starting my career when I did and working with all those great cabaret performers on that scene and in those venues. Of course I’m proud of lasting this long but I’m proud of having been able to start then, and like that. I used to work with a woman in Selfridges and who was quite a bit older than me and she was always saying that her husband fought in the war for me and that I wasn’t grateful. At the time I was young and quite dismissive of her but now I understand. I look out at some audiences and I’m proud to have fought in our war. If it wasn’t for people my age and older and all those other acts I’ve mentioned, younger gay people wouldn’t have this freedom and the opportunities they now enjoy. We helped people to overcome their fears and to be themselves.”

Stephen Richards appears as Widow Twankey in Aladdin at The Connaught Theatre, Worthing, until January 4 2015.

REVIEW: Aladdin in Worthing

Oh Yes It Is! Why you should make the trip for Panto to Worthing by Craig Hanlon-Smith.

Aladdin in Worthing

THE FLOOD of Pantomimes on offer at this time of year can sometimes leave me petitioning to the national council for theatrical quality control – were such a think tank to exist. My first referral would be to The Connaught Theatre in Worthing for the current PHA production of Aladdin to show the world of Pantomime exactly how it should be done, as this is a benchmark production that all others should seek to aspire to.

With an appropriate cast cake-mix of local talent from the Heart Radio breakfast team to The Brighton Belle, Lola Lasagne – here Stephen Richards takes on the role of Widow Twankey, experienced professional actors, dancers alongside local children and a suitable starry draw in S-Club-7’s Jon Lee, himself a seasoned West End Wendy, you won’t find a tighter, more energetic fun filled seasonal night out anywhere across this our green and pleasant land.

From the off the ensemble deliver a show that is faithful to its Aladdin-lite plot line but still packed full of chart-topping crowd-pleasers reimagined as West-End set pieces adults and children alike cannot fail to be out of their seats to whether Reach-ing for the stars! Or bouncing in the aisle to a cracking Car Wash which opens the second half.

Of course it’s packed full of groan-worthy ancient gags but even these are knocked into the audience park with such polished panache that we in the audience are happy, nay thrilled to be taken along for the ride.

What PHA in Worthing at have managed to nurture is a company who clearly love what they’re doing but with an absolute commitment to its audience as that vital component who without, let’s face it, you’re screwed.

Accompanied by two not-uncritical under 10 year olds, we had a blast from start to finish and I for one at a fine 42 shall be returning with my coachload of adult friends. It’s great. Oh yes it is.

5 STARS!

For best availability request dates after Christmas and in January.

Aladdin in Worthing

 

The Brits – Time for a rethink?

Now that the Brits has found a permanent home on the advertisement drenched ITV, there isn’t anything here that BBC bosses won’t be delighted with.

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After this shambles one can only imagine the high fiving and champagne popping hilarity that would have been echoing in the halls of Media City last night – if they had halls that is. Media City is a little like a Conran designed overblown kitchen; I’m surprised anybody gets any work done. They do but it all winds up on BBC 3.

You may be relieved to hear this is (by choice) James Corden’s final hosting of The Brits. Whilst there is much to commend in the acting career of Mr. Corden his slapstick comedy friend to the stars routine is not one of them. With visual and verbal gags alike falling as flat as the career of an X-factor winner I found myself longing for the accidental but organic hilarity of Sam Fox and Mick Fleetwood. They were terrible but at least they didn’t have to try so hard.

To be fair there was pretty much something for everyone. David Bowie did win in the category of Best British Male and with guest presenting spots from Kylie Minogue and Prince, and the best performance of the night from Pharrell & Nile Rogers the over forties were more than catered for (tick).

Musical diversity however was less present with an opening from Arctic Monkeys the only opportunity to sample what we could reasonably describe as Rock n Roll. An observation which was not lost on the band themselves whose acceptance speech for ‘Album of the year’ gave us the second, and one of only two, Rock ‘n’ Roll moments of the evening. Radio 1 DJ Jameela Jamil immediately taking to twitter to decry Alex Turners microphone dropping speech, but one suspects she’s auditioning for the breakfast show or Capital Radio.

Artic Monkeys
Artic Monkeys

Arctic Monkeys aside the best performances of the evening were from Nile Rogers & Pharrell and human Duracell bunny Bruno Mars. Record producers please note, whether Rock ‘n’ Roll or a contemporary twist on Disco Funk these are styles very much rooted in the past and were the live moments of the night.

Beyonce
Beyoncé

The forgettable wasteland of the remaining performances bounced along to a soundtrack we could just about tolerate in a BodyPumpClass, but in my living room on a Wednesday? No thank you. Beyoncé whilst a staggering vocalist and demonstrating to all female nominees the meaning of the phrase ‘singer’, appeared to be dressed for a evening guest spot on The Concordia, and as for her hair-piece you can find a more sophisticated acrylic in a nail technicians boutique up the London Road.

Generally, performers and presenters alike appeared to be unaware that we are in the middle of London Fashion week, or perhaps all the best frocks were taken. Katy Perry looked like a cross between a 1980s luminous trainer sock and a leg warmer and Kylie Minogue appeared to be channelling fetish club boutique with a Victorian accessorised twist. Lily ‘John Lewis’ Allen and Ferne Cotton please note, luminous voil was last seen worn by Sarah Brightman singing I List My Heart To a Starship Trooper in 1978 and Lily, please stop the “I’m gormless and don’t know who I am” routine. It is a routine right?

One Direction continued to look as surprised as we are at their global shift of music units and were awarded two token gongs to celebrate One Direction being One Direction. The only saving grace of the evening was that they were denied British Single of the year for their sacrilegious cement mixing version of a Blondie classic. One can only hope that their next comic relief single is a dupstep take on Joe Dolce’s Shaddap Your Face.

Scotland and the quest for Independence managed to be a hot topic and judging by the responses on twitter our north of the border fellows are mortally offended. Pharrell took to the stage not once but twice to roar into his microphone “Hello England” – this was after all The Brit Awards. And David Bowie sent a pre-prepared message of thanks for his award which was read out by Kate Moss, asking Scotland to ‘Stay With Us’. However, every day’s a school day and I’m surely not to be alone in my surprise to discover than not only can Kate Moss speak, she reads and both at the same time.

There were the usual hangers on of course and Tom Daley who appears to be now coming out at any available opportunity appeared one glass of champagne away from making a fool of himself with one or perhaps both members of Rizzle Kicks. Who knows if he drank enough he find himself right about now coming to chained to a radiator in Boy George’s caravan – but I jest, that of course would make the evening a little too interesting.

It’s time for a rethink. Brit awards – Turn it up / where is the racket?

 

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