From the moment the feisty no-nonsense Garden Fairy ( Nicola Blackman ) regales us in rhyming couplets you know this is going to be traditional knock-about stuff.
No corners cut in this traditional rendition – Covid jokes abound, and the songs are a delight to hear – especially those by Jack ( Sam Ebenezer ) and Jill ( Sarah Moss) – both lovers have charming voices that put no strain on the ear.
Duncan plays his evergreen role as the Dame with a winning smile and physical agility and ofcourse every time he makes an entrance it’s in a more outlandish frock and wig than the time before. Talbot is a blustering but loveable Squire but the highlight of the company for me is Jos Vantyler’s absolutely vile Fleshcreepy , adopting various disguised accents, leering at us in his child-catcher’s lookalike costume and being very hissable.
Duncan and the productions company have pulled out all the stops and the garden is a real delight and a change from standard panto scenery – and yes there’s a huge beanstalk which Jack and Damne Trott climb and a very impressive giant – God knows what Duncan’s neighbours must have thought during filming.
There’s prat falls, chases, and even a farting cow and a wolf beast to entertain viewers of all ages.
So why do cows have bells ? – Because their horns don’t work…and as Dame T says ‘ we’ll live in penury – it’s near Tunbridge Wells “ I’m sure your get the idea. There’s plenty of opportunities for participation by audiences at home, and a great sing-along song to raise your winter post- lockdown spirits.
It’s an absolute 5 star joy.
Tickets for Jack and the Beanstalk from pantoonline.co.uk